some lebanese jokes please?

Question

i want to hear some funny jokes about us lebanese or that are from libnan. I could really use a laugh right now too. So please tell me some jokes guys.....

Answer 1

hehe...now these are jokes from the war and stuff....because you know lebanese service is very slow and communication and everything so here goes:



1) What happened when a lebanese ambulance arrived 5 minutes after a car accident?

-______The wounded died of shock!



2) What happened when a lebanese patrolman gave a lebanese driver a speeding ticket?

___He gave the driver another ticket for disturbing the peace

with his laughter.



3) How can you tell that a huge fire has been on in Lebanon for three hours?

___By the arrival of the fire truck



and finally:



What is the Lebanese Politician??

___THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL!! :P



so they may not be the funniest in this planet...but i hope at least they manage to promote a smile!

Answer 2

You cant fool no Leb mama



Madame Khoury comes to have dinner at her son Zouzou, who lives with a girl roomate, Salma ... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zouzou and his roommate.



Reading his mom's thoughts, Zouzou volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salma and I are just roommates."



About a week later, Salma came to Zouzou saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"



"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,



I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Zouzou

Several days later, zouzou received an email from his mother which read:



Dear Son,



I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salma, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.



Love, Mom

Answer 3

Just leave this section no one wants you here. You are really annoying and have no life, that is why you talk about islam all the time. It's time for a new hobby!

Answer 4

so an egyptian guy and and a lebanese guy lost their wives and the egyptian guy asks the lebanese guy what his wife looks like and he says: shes blonde, slim, wearing a skirt and a hot sphagetti strap she really hard to miss. so the egyptian guy whoz wife wears the abayah and isnt rly pretty gives up and says: lets go find ur wife first.

it sux, i know

but lebanese ones rnt all ova the place :P:P:P:P